Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt
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estebarb
_joel
Worked on my torso
arikrahman
Not everyone has a 6 pack sir!
mcdonje
ATTN, Uniqlo customer service employees: If someone tries to return a shirt claiming an error in the printed computer code, decline the request and reply, "A real script kiddie would've spotted that error before buying."
deathanatos
A real hacker, maybe. A script kiddie is by definition someone who wouldn't notice.
boothby
I made the slightly alarming realization yesterday that some script kiddies are old enough to have grandkids by now.
QuantumNomad_
I wonder how many of them graduated to the level of hacker witches / hacker wizards, and how many of them are nothing but script grannies / script grampses even today.
noisy_boy
- I am shell-shocked at the lack of quality assurance! Can you at least apply a patch?
entropie
Patch could be applied via pants.
alentred
- Sure, we distribute a patch, you hot-fix it.
NonHyloMorph
The person downvoting this doesn't know how to hold an iron (presumably).
karussell
Cut & paste getting more real then!
1718627440
Do you mean Kill & Yank ?
cromka
Oh the Karens these days!
Octoth0rpe
Surely such a person would use the spelling k@r3n
amatecha
|<4r3∫\∫
.. was trying to think of a way to somehow incorporate "k-rad" but couldn't figure anything out haha ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=k-rad )
basilikum
K4R311
NonHyloMorph
Thats the one
NoSalt
Spite
olooney
If you enjoy this kind of thing, you might also like Martin Kleppe's work, such as the Quine Clock:
I reverse engineered it to a unobfuscated version a few years ago:
https://gist.github.com/olooney/a89db3932b089925b71b68d7e9f2...
He's done a ton of other great ASCII visualizations as well:
esquivalience
This is really cool, and I appreciated your reverse engineering.
MattDamonSpace
Is that really a Quine
edit: it’s impressive as all hell but like
circuit10
Not by the definition on Wikipedia at least: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quine_(computing)#Source_code_...
wbh1
I love this shirt! Here's a nice video from the actual designer about the process of making this shirt (including intentionally making it hard to OCR): https://youtu.be/jocGLiecpjU?t=526
criddell
It would probably be quicker to type it in than figure out how to OCR it. It would be like typing in a game from a COMPUTE! magazine 45 years go.
https://archive.org/details/1983-01-compute-magazine/page/96...
wildzzz
At least that stuff was written in cleartext. You'd immediately know you just typed the wrong character if you saw PRONT on your screen.
marcus_holmes
This was my reaction!
OCR? oh my sweet summer child, you cannot know the days we spent typing in raw code from a magazine, and the joy when it finally ran.
speerer
Author here. Thank you so much for the link which I hadn't seen! I'm very happy to see this and I'm gratified that it was deliberately difficult to OCR, not just me.
heresie-dabord
As much as I hope for Peace, I would have suggested
echo "Fgnaq+sbe+Qrzbpenpl!" | tr 'A-Za-z+' 'N-ZA-Mn-za-m '
VladVladikoff
I watched the link but I didn’t see where he talked about making it difficult to OCR? What exactly was done that made it difficult to OCR?
fennecfoxy
But it's not hard to OCR? And I don't know why the article dedicates an entire section to it.
On a Samsung S24U I held down the "circle to search" homescreen button which brings up the AI tools interface (I don't know what it's officially called), held down on the text and copied the whole thing in one shot.
It took like 2 seconds.
kyusan0
Did it get every character correct?
imp0cat
I just tried, using https://tris.sherliker.net/assets/2026-07-04-cropped-script.... as a source and the answer is a resounding no.
raphlinus
The font is Roboto Mono, not Consolas.
There's something else a lot stranger going on, though. It is a proper monospace font, but the typesetting on the shirt is not. There's some kerning going on (I noticed it especially in the 'Iy' pair), and also it appears that narrower characters such as 'i' take less horizontal space. If I had to guess, I would say that it was set with a tool such as "optical kerning" in InDesign.
somat
Has anyone ever made a monospace font with dynamic kerning? Which is a silly thing I never thought of until I read the above comment. This sounds nonsensical at first glance(and it may be) but hear me out.
We use monospace fonts for a reason, they stack in a grid nicely. But within the confines of that grid there is room to shift a character left or right a bit which may lead to a nicer to read monospace. (it is equally likely to lead to a hideous mess, every time a letter would shift left it would leave a larger space right)
roblabla
Monaspace has a feature called "texture healing" that does something similar: it allows bigger letters to "steal" space from adjascent smaller letters, to make it easier to read. The result is that the letters are still in a grid, while still allowing for bigger letters to "breathe".
https://github.com/githubnext/monaspace/blob/main/docs/Textu...
It's the main reason I use monaspace as a font.
bityard
I'm open to trying it, but my gosh, having one 'w' offset slightly by a few pixels from the one right above it feels like it would drive me bonkers eventually.
And: doesn't this result in text that "jumps around" as you type?
stavros
Only at most one letter jumps around, the previous letter you typed.
gavinray
What a brilliant idea, neat. Thanks for the link.
Lalabadie
iA Writer has Mono, Duo and Quattro fonts, with the latter two being almost monospaced. They concede some size variations for specific characters (Duo has 150% width characters, Quattro also uses 50% and 75% for narrow characters).
It's a fun subtle adaptation to keep close to the typewriter-like experience of the app.
alfirous
Duo is perfect middle ground between monospace and proportional sans, in my opinion at least. There's also Trispace[1].
kccqzy
Shifting a letter left or right a bit can break the grid. What if the user writes the text that keeps triggering left shifts? A better solution is to use ligatures, so that specific character combinations look better while the ligature can maintain the overall width correctly.
speerer
Thank you, I think you're right! I've added a correction in the post and cited your comment.
Tiberium
OCRing this is a nightmare and is a good benchmark to any self-proclaimed good OCR/vision model.
I think though it could likely be easily OCR'd if you give the image to any decent agentic harness with a good vision model, e.g. newest Claude/GPT ones, and tell them to split the image per lines, and then just OCR each line individually.
I wonder if the script itself was written by an LLM before obfuscation? There seem to be a lot of comments in it, but in this case it's still ok :)
lemagedurage
I don't think it was written by an LLM, some things stand out:
The congratulations text is both in English and Japanese. Contains a single heart emoji.
There was an intention to have a cyan to orange gradient, but the range starts in an ANSI block, ends halfway through the 256 color block and 256 terminal colors are not arranged like a gradient at all.
There's no sleep at the end of the loop where I feel like an LLM would add that defensively.
n2j3
Human here. I added a sleep 0.5 at the end, it's too fast to read otherwise. Makes for a nice terminal screensaver!
INTPenis
Hi fellow human, I got the same idea. Just a sleep 0.1 before the echo "" makes it readable. Otherwise it scrolls way too fast.
make3
"the code is not quite detail oriented enough to be AI", times are changing
pkilgore
Flawless, completely unnecessary abstraction is a better tell of LLM code than "comment clearly responding to a part of a prompt that I cannot see".
DaSHacka
More like 'not boilerplate-y enough'
lemagedurage
Ehh, AI makes plenty mistakes but they have a different vibe to it.
In my mind an AI would do something the most popular way even when that's not appropriate.
A human might do things in an unpopular way even when that's not appropriate.
grumbelbart2
> OCRing this is a nightmare and is a good benchmark to any self-proclaimed good OCR/vision model.
It's not that difficult, our industrial OCR model read it correctly on its first attempt with default parameters. The characters are easily separable, there is no structured background (think expiration dates on yogurt aluminum lids) that confuses the reader, there is no almost-text-like texture anywhere that would clutter the result. The font is also nice and standard.
mmooss
Cool. What's an industrial OCR model?
grumbelbart2
Essentially part of a machine vision software package, which in turn is computer vision specialized for factory automation. It's "industrial" because it was trained on such data (more expiration dates and SEMI-font on wafers, less random pictures of streets with some text).
That, plus engineering and support: a robust implementation, deployment on almost any system, fast and good long-term support so your factory doesn't stop for too long if something goes wrong etc.
mmooss
Makes sense. I wonder if there's anything in the technology that would benefit people scanning books or those scanning random things with their phones. Maybe better for low contrast or degraded print?
(Obviously those applications don't need the engineering and support, and probably would not be a good fit for your company.)
netsharc
The last time Internet people were obsessed with OCRing some base64 was a few months ago when the DoJ released tons of emails from some guy who died, but they were released as rasterized PDFs.
Can't remember his name now, there's been so many distractions...
helterskelter
All I remember is that it had some to do with Bill Clinton sleeping with underage girls and Bill Gates with a nasty case of VD.
netsharc
I think there's also someone who's very close to him who currently has the reins of power in government... or you forgot about this?
He even sent the now-deceased man a birthday card with some words that strongly suggest he knew what was going on..
helterskelter
Huh? You talking about Iran?
(.../s)
OtherShrezzing
Safari's copy-text-from-image feature manages the entire base64 part of the string, except for the first character (I instead of a T). Weirdly, it gets much worse performance if you try to copy the entire string, including the hashbang part.
I wonder what it's doing under the hood to get such good performance?
khurs
Didn't know Safari had this.
Looked it up, you put mouse over text, then just select and copy it - very cool!
https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/safari/ibrw20183ad7/ma...
al_borland
It’s actually a system feature, not strictly a Safari feature. It also works in Photos, Preview, etc.
On meetings I will often take a screenshot of the URL someone is presenting. I’m then able to just open the image and click the URL in the image.
iamflimflam1
There’s a whole bunch of hidden features that no one seems to be aware of.
Preview has pretty good background removal.
Notes will transcribe audio from audio files.
al_borland
Notes will do OCR as well. Trigger the feature, point the camera at something, and it will input just the text.
lostlogin
Notes is amazing. Autocompleting equations, converting jpg to pdf and various other admin chores.
The seamless cloud sync between devices is much appreciated too.
agys
Preview has it too… And it works extremely well.
ErroneousBosh
Those of us who grew up in the 8-bit era would have just typed it in, carefully, in silence, with no-one allowed to enter or leave the room until we were done ;-)
shakna
> I wonder if the script itself was written by an LLM before obfuscation?
From the prototype shown here [0], and the way they talk about their process, I sincerely doubt it. Especially as they mention trying to make it hard for AI to handle the output.
cb321
I watched that whole video link - thank you for that - and he doesn't really say. In fact, he spends much more time on the beige color harkening to computer case plastics of the 80s & 90s.
The AI not handling the output relates to the final base64 output on the T-shirt (which other comments in this thread mention manually keying in or TFA discusses in the context of OCR). So, that is just not relevant to the question.
What made me start to wonder, personally, was that the output seems identical if you use "♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL" instead of the version with internal repeats. IF there is any point to that "manual expansion of the cycles", IMO that deserves a comment much more so than "# Calculate length of text; text_length=".
Also, that `echo -n ...` followed by `echo ""` instead of just plain `echo` in the first place seems like the kind of copy-pasta code LLMs generate. Then again, regular devs also write pretty bad copy-pasta code.
There is also this the weirdly "broken down" calculation with 3 `bc` invocations not 1 as if it was translated from a language with more arithmetic/special function power than bash.
There is also the color scale stuff done in the loop instead of outside (except the one color=$(..)) which seems very unnatural and also very like machine translation.
Also, at least for me, on my bash-5.3.15(1), `char="${text:t % text_length:1}"` does not work to slice out the multi-byte UTF8 heart symbols, but it sure does look like the kind of thing an LLM would do translating from a python3 script (such as something like https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48830669) into bash.
Another thing is, as others here have observed, there is nothing "gradual" about the xterm-256 color cube. So, "gradient" is a misnomer and exactly the kind of weird things LLMs do when they cobble text together.
Finally, all the tput stuff the script does instead of just "print x spaces" really smells like a human description of the side scroll in the video game graphic he shows inspired him somehow LLM-corrupted/complexified into the vertical scroll terminals do.
None of this is conclusive, but the video mentions 2023..2025 as when he did it and given that he was a designer and his concerns more visual than code-oriented, I'd have to say I disagree with your sincere doubt and I do strongly suspect the decoded script was very likely LLM-circa2024-generated, possibly with light post-edits by hand.
shakna
You mention someone else's Python version. Did you note that the prototype in the video was... Python?
All the smells you pointed out, just look like a Python dev approaching bash without fully understanding it.
bigfishrunning
> All the smells you pointed out, just look like a Python dev approaching bash without fully understanding it.
also, referring to Linux as "the language of the internet" when bash isn't particularly suited for internet tasks also smell like "excited windows Python dev"...
cb321
FWIW, his screens looked a lot like OSX to me (which tracks with graphic design users in my experience).
Anyway, he seems like a very nice fellow and I wish him and almost all T-shirt designers well. That bash script just gave me a lot of pause. (And even that seems possibly downstream of him being nice and doing it himself to spare his team from what he called a "FrankenProject".)
jolmg
"Linux, the open-source language of the internet" comes from the linked akamai.com press release, not the blog post author. Their putting that as a section title to the quote may be their poking light fun at it.
cb321
Yeah. The Flask web-page prototype was indeed in Python. (The prequel shirt was Go.)
{ Also, it was my own Py version which I mostly did in case anyone wanted to actually run the thing after such interest was expressed on this thread. :-) }
I already said regular devs and LLMs can both gen copy-pasta. That said, being "mostly" a Python dev, asking some LLM to translate to bash for him seems even more likely to me. Only he or those close to him knows for sure. You & I cannot settle it here conclusively (as also said).
I also noted from the video that the ♥s (hearts) worked on whatever version of bash he tested with though it failed for me (which is why I wrote that Python). And his terminal title bar is switching between `tput` and `bc` and such meaning that what he was demoing was not some Python script. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
EDIT: Ah..another resolution of the hearts is to not run in an LC_ALL=C environment. Oops! `LC_ALL=en_US.UTF-8 bash ..` fixed it. Oh well, I think the Python script is nicer in almost every way. E.g., you could |head -n60 and send it to a line printer/dot matrix reminiscent of the 1980s computers he shows in the video, although your printer driver would have to strip the color escapes with a `sed` or maybe https://github.com/c-blake/bu/blob/main/noc.nim. ;-)
underyx
I gave the photo to Opus 4.8 and it reconstructed the same script in one shot. Although it did say it had to correct some parts of it based on context where it suspected OCR mistakes.
da_grift_shift
>I wonder if the script itself was written by an LLM before obfuscation?
I seem to recall seeing an Akamai-branded base64'd shell script on a white shirt pre-2021(?), so unless they've changed the code since then, I doubt it...
richstokes
Is it a nightmare? I pasted the first, zoomed out, image of the shirt into ChatGPT, and it decoded it / let me know what the bash script does in one shot
fennecfoxy
Is it? Android tap and hold/image text select one-shotted it in 2 seconds.
justusthane
What is it about this that makes it particularly hard to OCR?
IshKebab
Definitely LLM. No humans write that many comments.
ChrisMarshallNY
Ahem...
My code usually clocs at 50/50 (or thereabouts)[0]. Has, since my very first real engineering project (in 1987)[1]. I discuss in detail, here[2].
But one reason that I like LLMs, is that they help me to write even more documentation. I have found that I can instruct an LLM to revise my documentation, and make it even more effective.
[0] https://github.com/ChrisMarshallNY (My GH profile. Pretty much everything there, is like that -has, since long before LLMs were a broken rubber on the drug store shelf).
[1] https://littlegreenviper.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/TF30... (Downloads a PDF)
IshKebab
Your code isn't as unnecessarily commented as this. E.g. look at this line
https://github.com/RiftValleySoftware/RVS_Spinner/blob/d44ee...
An LLM would have commented `// Create temporary UI view.`
Completely redundant comments like this are a classic hallmark of LLMs:
# Set frequency scaling factor
freq=0.2
Also from my brief look at one file it looks like you have 50% comments because you have a gazillion comment separator lines.
ChrisMarshallNY
I didn't downvote. There's nothing wrong with your comment. It's just a bit silly, because humans definitely write that much. I learned from Apple and Adobe headerdocs.
I worked for a Japanese company that accreted comments.
Yeah, lots of whitespace.
petu
Human could write that many comments to get enough base64 text for a design. Maybe to even get some of the highlighted characters in places they want (roughly equally spaced apart).
latexr
> No humans write that many comments.
Especially in a case like this, I would definitely write a lot of comments to aid in understanding, thus increasing trust so people would try it out and tinker with it.
boomboomsubban
Plus the main point of this code is to have people look at it, the function is secondary to being an easter egg.
ivolimmen
Since LLM's are mimicking our code my guess we do...
NamlchakKhandro
I do
Tiberium
Honestly it's a bit of a shame. I checked and they could've shortened their base64 payload by 304 chars by removing all comments except the top two congratulatory ones, or by 524 if they removed those too.
OtherShrezzing
Would they still get the highlighted "PEACE FOR ALL" text throughout the shortened string? It looks like the length, and presence of those characters, was an explicit design choice.
lemagedurage
Maybe they added the comments to get a longer payload for the sake of the shirt's design.
The comments can be more cute/awe inspiring for people who aren't as familiar with bash but like solving puzzles as well.
yborg
The HN optimizing T-shirt compiler is the next stage here :D
saidnooneever
im just sad it didnt render a qr code leading to malware :'). the different ways ppl look at obfuscated codes and scripts hah
world2vec
Oh wow I saw that tshirt at the store and said to my girlfriend "no way that script is functional, probably just for show". I should have persevered.
actionfromafar
An easy miss. :-) Most of the time our thoughts are on autopilot, since we are not calm.
haileys
I thought it was funny that the author used a variety of OCR tools with mixed success before spending a lot of time manually fixing up the output from the best one, rather than just typing it in
christoph
That was also my thought… but I grew up mashing rubber keys for hours copying “games” out of magazines and books! Then hours after fixing all the typos!
forinti
I spent hours typing 6502 assembly. It went a lot better when someone dictated: LDA, STA, BEQ, LDY, STY...
acters
I ran it through paddle paddle OCR and it flawlessly did it. Google's OCR through my phone's Google lens had also worked at getting a very good extraction but not 100% correct. Definitely would spend less time fixing it than hand copying.
IDK what the author was using but I feel like he could have shared how his OCR attempt went, but I am thinking he tried some naive OCR tools.
speerer
Author here - that's a good idea actually, it shouldn't be too hard to compare the various attempts. The tools I used were whatever my Android built-in is (likely Google Gemini, but I can't tell whether this is something Samsung has replaced in OneUI); tesseract; tesseract with various tweaks and charsrt restrictions; Claude; and finally, manual fixes based on disagreements between all the previous.
rtldg
Took me almost 2 minutes for 4 lines (and I missed a character in one of them!). I would opt for OCR too, obviously so I'm prepared for the next bash t-shirt I'd come across...
OtherShrezzing
I think this is a case where two people can successfully complete the task manually faster than one attempting to automate it. Get a ruler, read five centimetres of characters to your colleague, have them type it in as you go, then repeat that five centimetres back to you. Correct as you go. Format your string with the same line-breaks as the t-shirt, and remove them at the end, so you can be sure you've got the correct length on each row. Trial-and-error adjust the five-cm distance depending on your success rate as you go along
All in, you should have a non-corrupted string in 10-15 min.
conductr
Feels like my experienced reality of task automation in corporate environments. We routinely have engineers spend 40+ hours automating tasks that an entry level person can do manually in 10 minutes and only need to be done weekly. Automation at all costs seems to be the future
e28eta
It’s certainly not a new phenomenon. I appreciate this XKCD [1], with a chart of “How long can you work on making a routine task more efficient before you’re spending more time than you save”
It’s not the final word, since automation has other benefits: documenting the procedure’s steps, reducing human errors, increasing consistency, etc.
mayas_
"just typing it" would be more error prone for the average human
t-3
Not really. Transcribing long sequences of nonsense is annoying but quite easy to do without error as long you're patient enough to follow a simple process of reading, typing, and double-checking character-by-character.
grumbel
Gemini3.5 Flash didn't have a problem OCR'ing and base64 decoding it, despite the OCR step having errors, it just fixed them in the base64 decoding step.
speerer
(Author here) Yes I agree. It was a fun side-quest though. Reminds me of https://xkcd.com/1205/
duskdozer
I'm guilty of this, but for me this kind of thing is optimizing over annoyance rather than time.
chrysoprace
My old colleague had one with a Go program[0] which I always thought was quite cool.
[0] https://github.com/GL-Kageyama/UNIQLO_Akamai_T-shirt_Code
yogorenapan
Saw this the other day on the train, and probably stared a bit too hard at the dude wearing it. Surprised to see this on HN so soon after. World feels like a simulation
mdgld
I wasn’t sure if you meant a Go solver or Go the language. Would be fun if someone wrote a Go program in Go
psd1
Or a pong clone in Racket.
ExoticPearTree
I got one this year with the Go code. Never actually thought it is legit code, just some random stuff.
mk_stjames
Neat. My only critique of the script is that I would have added a
sleep 0.1
Slowing it to a 10hz refresh makes it look great.
whartung
Maybe you can sew a patch into it?
qiqitori
I once wrote a tool that helps with finding mistakes in OCR'd fixed width text, https://blog.qiqitori.com/2023/03/ocring-hex-dumps-or-other-...
Basically it just clusters same characters and asks the human to find the problems, which is easy when you're looking at a series of pictures like ssssss5sss.
The UI is kinda least-effort. Should ask a modern AI agent to make it look nice and intuitive, sometime maybe.
forinti
This reminds me of a T-shirt I once saw that read:
perl -e '
"$a="etbjxntqrdke";
$a=~s/(.)/chr(ord($1)+1)/eg;
print "$a\n;"'
Upon seeing this, I decided to golf and came up with a shorter version:
perl -e "print chr 1+ ord for split //,'etbjxntqrdke'"librasteve
or
raku -e 'say "etbjxntqrdke".comb.map({chr .ord + 1}).join'lizmat
or
raku -e 'say "etbjxntqrdke".comb.map(*.succ).join'
srejk
This is just a ROT1, so perl -pe'y/a-z/b-za/'<<<etbjxntqrdke
forinti
That makes for a cool rot13: /a-z/n-za-m/
librasteve
raku -pe 'tr/a..z/b..za/' <<< etbjxntqrdke
nico
Very cool. It reminded me of the DeCSS t-shirts, which had source code with the decryption keys for DVDs
kijin
Well at least they're not instructing consumers to run curl | bash.
That's better than half the tech howtos out there.
INTPenis
No, they're instructing their customers to run unknown base64 encoded code instead. :D
bigfishrunning
They should have just had the base64 block and forced you to decode and read it before running it, rather then having the `eval` bit at the beginning...
kijin
But that wouldn't have looked like a bash script, only a random sequence of characters. The shebang at the start definitely contributes to the geek factor.
pacofonix
For a non English locale that use comma instead of dot for decimals (in my case, Spanish), this script is partially crashing. Run using something like `chmod +x shirt.sh; LC_NUMERIC=C ./shirt.sh`.
zeumo
Neat, I'm wearing that exact shirt right at the moment I see this on the front page!
I typed it out myself, and I liked the comment in Japanese text, which sort of added another layer of obfuscation (even though pasting it in an online decoder was trivial, it still was something more to decode, a level deeper). Also, I can now spot non-ASCII blobs in base64-encoded text, which is a skill I hadn't ever considered was possible before.
brazzy
After being primed by the article, I read the author's name as "Shirtliker"...
speerer
That's a new one and oddly apt :)
raffael_de
while base64 can be considered obfuscation in this context and its inverse as decoding I can't help but feel this title is overselling and catering to a rather cyber-cheesy marketing campaign at that.
ape4
Yeah, its a bit of a cheat. The best obfuscated C programs have the source looking like a Christmas tree (or something) and then play an xmas song (or whatever)
raffael_de
the base64 thing they did feels like a cheap version of that green-obscure-symbols-raining-on-a-terminal animation in The Matrix. should have gone with "Hack the Planet" instead ...
cb321
That Matrix visual was actually specifically mentioned as an inspiration in the video by the designer being linked to/discussed elsethread (e.g. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48830326 )
NikxDa
Super cool, especially that the code is annotated!
In case the author is reading: The decorative feather images are between 2MB to almost 5MB in size. Compression might be in order to save users time and bandwidth, and make the site look less broken while the images are partially loaded :)
pixelpanic360
Who ever keen to buy here is the link: https://www.uniqlo.com/uk/en/products/E480814-000/00?colorDi... (UK)
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E480814-000/00?srsltid... (US)
sixtyj
> Interesting. I told my wife "that’s basically how people ship viruses’ and bought it.
It’s a movie plot.
9dev
Huh! I was sure the copy-text-from-image feature in MacOS would handle this flawlessly. But the best run I managed produced the following:
base64: stdin: (null): error decoding base64 input stream
#!/bin/bash
# Congratulations! You found thu eastur ugg!#B��O��
# おめでとう��M�ぇM�す！隣C��わM�サ�#ライ����見でM�������！O��
# Define thu tuxt to anima|e
text="♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALOB��PEACE♵FOR♵ALL♵PEACE♥FOR♥ALL♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL♥PEACE♵FOR♵ALL♥"
# Get termb�al dmmensions
cols=$(tput cols)
linus=$(tput lines)episode404
> Calling base64 encoding obfuscation
I was expecting some cool js deobfuscation tricks, so to put nicely I’ll just say that my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
thomaslwang
This reminds me of the old "code on a shirt" tradition - MIT used to sell shirts with Lisp one-liners. What I find interesting is that the script actually runs. Most of these novelty shirts just print something that looks like code but is meaningless. The fact that someone at Akamai went through the trouble of writing a self-evaluating obfuscated script for a retail product is either a great prank or someone's pet project that made it to production.
cb321
For anyone that cares, this is a slightly less stupid Python version:
#!/usr/bin/env python3
from os import environ; E = environ.get
from math import sin
from time import sleep
text = "♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL" # The text to sine-scroll animate
nText = len(text) # Number of utf8 chars
freq = 0.2 # Frequency scaling factor
color0 = 12 # xt256 Color cube segment 12..<208
color1 = 208; nColor = color1 - color0
(w, h) = (int(E("COLUMNS", 80)), int(E("LINES", 24)))
t = 0
while True:
x = (w/2) + (w/4)*sin(t*freq) # x pos via sine value
x = max(0, min(w - 1, int(x + 0.5))) # bound to tty width
color = color0 + ((nColor*t)//h)%nColor # cycle colors
ch = text[t%nText] # Get char & Use xterm-256 color escs
print("%*s\033[38;5;%sm%s\033[m\n" % (x, "", color, ch))
t += 1
sleep(0.1) # original used bc shell outs to rate-limit
conductr
You should base64 it and sell tshirts
duggan
I do like these sorts of things; decoded a less exciting one from a bottle of wine I found in 2019. Significantly more eye-watering without OCR: https://xcancel.com/duggan/status/1130920846304993282
DrewADesign
> I guess Uniqlo is run through Windows though: one thing that struck me was the font, which I’m almost certain is Consolas,
Surely this would use whatever font the virtual terminal profile was set to? I don’t know of any method to choose a virtual terminal font from bash and don’t see any code that addresses it?
nisiddharth
They're referring to the font on the T-shirt.
tym0
Thank you for spelling it out for me because I thought I was looking at a completely hallucinated AI article...
speerer
Author here. All hallucinations are my own. Now you point it out, I see why the jump in context from the terminal back to the tshirt font would give the wrong impression.
tym0
Honestly it was quite a whiplash to go from what looked like a good article to something that seemed completely made up. But I would chalk that up more to my reading comprehension than your writing.
DrewADesign
I didn’t read it as generated text, but the context definitely threw me.
DrewADesign
Ah, I see. I’m sure the clothing designer that actually made the design couldn’t care less about technical consistency and was just looking for something ‘tech’ looking that also read well in that design context in that medium.
efreak
I don't recall the exact command I used, but I had my console font set to Comic Sans for a while (though it wasn't quite recognizable due to low resolution and aliasing). There's tools out there to convert type 1 and other fonts to console font format (I couldn't quite manage to get the opentype converter tool working, but truetype worked fine at large sizes)
jibal
I used to work for the first CDN company, Sandpiper Networks Inc. Akamai drank our milkshake.
_spduchamp
So glad I clicked this random HN item, because now I learned about tput.
high_byte
what if it contained a zero day for tesseract and the script you thought you got is just a throwaway
thenthenthen
My japanese friends say: yes because uniqlo is a science company not a clothing company
wyldfire
That "beige box" term is not the beige box I was thinking of at first.
busymom0
> I’ve no idea at all how many views this site gets, but I’m willing to bet it’s not even double-digit humans per month.
I'd take that bet considering it's got close to thousand upvotes and on front page of HN
dylanzhangdev
Cool! I bought one a few months ago as soon as I spotted it at a Uniqlo store, and later ordered a larger size online—I really love wearing them. But it never occurred to me to look into the story behind them.
chrisweekly
Great post! It's interesting, detailed but concise, and well-written. Also, I appreciate the "no cookies or tracking" and attractive, functional and performant site design.
_kst_
The image shows the `eval` on the same line as the `#!/bin/bash`.
It should be on a separate line.
#!/bin/bash eval "$(base64 -d <<< '...zftnb666
Finally, a fashion brand that understands their target audience: people who debug bash for fun.
_flux
On one hand it's nice how it's clean and commented, but on the other hand some golfing could have made the encoded block a lot more reasonable to actually manually enter.
puttycat
The comments just mean they used AI to do that in 3 seconds
speerer
It might not have filled up the whole shirt then?
_flux
Could have used bigger font.
l337h4x0rz
there's no newline between the shebang and the actual code
shim__
Could have saved 50% with 'base64 -d | gzip -d'
speerer
Maybe useful for those XS sizes.
preetham_rangu
The real threat model here isn't the base64 payload, it's Uniqlo turning a T-shirt into a QR code that requires a human OCR pipeline to redeem.
icevl
Base64 without error correction turns the t-shirt itself into a lossy transport layer, so the OCR/transcription step becomes the actual challenge.
brightball
Nice!
Might have to do something like that for a verse on the next Carolina Code Conference shirt. Been trying to figure out a good way to pull in cybersecurity.
teo_zero
I don't know... I prefer unobfuscated text that you can immediately grok. The other day I saw this on a T-shirt:
> May the m×s/t² be with you
jolmg
Wouldn't be interesting enough to nerd-snipe people.
onraglanroad
There is so much there that could be code golfed. I'm tempted to try when I'm back. Anyone done it already though?
doppp
Thanks for the post! Love Easter Eggs like these!
mschuster91
> # Hide the cursor \ tput civis
Never thought I'd learn shell tricks from the back of a fast-fashion t-shirt, but here we are.
sharyphil
I love this thread for the sheer amount of humor and knowledge. Good to be a part of this community.
webprofusion
I have the one with Go code on it, unfortunately I don't think that one would even compile.
lz400
I have this tshirt. I'm relieved it's not a cognitohazard, virus or something, thanks!
Gabrys1
I don't understand the font bit. This is a terminal script, it uses the font that your terminal uses?
LeifCarrotson
Your terminal doesn't typically use Consolas. You can do:
$ wget https://archive.org/download/PowerPointViewer_201801/PowerPointViewer.exe
$ cabextract PowerPointViewer.exe
$ cabextract ppviewer.cab
$ open CONSOLA*.TTF
What they're suggesting is that a lot of their users are logging into an Akamai Linux box from a Windows machine, and therefore aren't "real Linux geeks".
SebRollen
They're talking about the font on the shirt
Gabrys1
ah... thank you
creaturemachine
What Bash blog would be complete without some Windows trash-talk?
throwaway270925
Does anyone know, is there something like base64 but with error correction?
khurs
Brilliant marketing when you can get people to pay to walk around advertising with your logo!!
jsonc
i bought this tshirt in tokyo (goes to uniqlo tokyo despite having uniqlo at home), i also thought it looked like malware so i bought it :D
happy to see that the base64 was valid and did something cool! ^_^
Brian_K_White
I want to submit a pr to s/SIGINT/0
You want to do that cleanup regardless why you exit.
khernandezrt
Ive been to 3 Uniqlos in my are and i havent been blessed with a bash shirt :(
dolmen
Consider ordering online. I see the product in the Uniqlo France store: https://www.uniqlo.com/fr/fr/products/E480814-000/00?colorDi...
felineflock
Phew! I was hoping it was not a novel way of spreading a malicious script!
mpascale00
Seems like this post might have put them out of stock.
willejs
Looks like it has a few shellcheck issues, and no set -euo pipefail? ;)
breppp
Feels very reminiscent of the style of old DeCSS tshirts
https://www.wired.com/2000/08/court-to-address-decss-t-shirt...
alexpotato
Fascinating that we have base64 but not error correction for it!
FijiBY
Nice investigation, thx
brcmthrowaway
Whats going on with Uniqlo? Is it still popular in the US?
luciana1u
finally, a t-shirt that ships with a CVE. i'm waiting for the limited edition that requires a firmware update before washing.
riccardik
this is great, who designed it really has put some effort in it
0ld
so they presume there is bash in my system, and it is under /bin
well, i guess no peace for me then
tantalor
TIL Consolas is a Windows font
jack_pp
Love the font on the blog
grepsedawk
This is so sick!
mgaunard
how is it obfuscated? It's literally written as plain black monospace text on a white background.
Pretty sure any AI can solve it in 20 seconds.
sanmarzano
It’s encoded not obfuscated. It’s even commented, which is the opposite of obfuscated. Plus it’s not really an Easter egg that was found: it is literally printed in a shirt. Easter eggs are supposed to be hidden and either only found by insider knowledge or deep investigation. This was neither.
tiagod
>peace for all >akamai ha!
koiueo
> I ran OCR in a few ways: First, using the built-in OCR of the circle-to-search feature on Android, which is often very good. Second, by using Tesseract with a few options and tweaks. And third by running it through Claude. After diffing the three to look for mismatches and getting Claude to output a table of locations for quick scanning, it became trivial but time-consuimg to tidy up the remainder
I bet 10$ I'd spend less time typing it from the t-shirt. And I wouldn't boil two kettles of water in the process.
But hey, AI makes you 10x more productive, I suppose
speerer
(Author here) for unrelated reasons my typing is very slow at the moment, so I was keen to automate. I see that people are getting different results from Claude than I did though.
freedomben
You may want to retract that bet: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48830846
koiueo
Yeah, I read that later.
My bet is against manual OCR with various engines + finding mistakes later using an LLM.
bigfishrunning
I'd rather find the mistakes with my human brain. Keeps me limber. I might even accidentally learn something.
rsr
more like Tristan Shirt-liker, am I right?
moralestapia
Thanks for doing this, I almost bought it just to decode it, lol.
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exabrial
(:(){ :|:& };:)
This seems to work pretty well
bryanrasmussen
Why does the shirt have an obfuscated bash script on the back?
Tiberium
Because it's by Akamai, the blog links to https://www.akamai.com/newsroom/press-release/uniqlo-adds-ne...
kay_o
Uniqlo frequently does collaborations. This was one with a tech company
wbh1
It's at least the second one that Akamai's done, although I like this newest one the most.
The old one was: https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E459561-000/00
pezezin
I have both of them and wear them to work regularly xD
The guy who founded the new political party Team Mirai also wears it frequently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takahiro_Anno
lloydatkinson
P ./cool.sh: line 31: bc: command not found ./cool.sh: line 34: bc: command not found ./cool.sh: line 37: bc: command not found E ./cool.sh: line 31: bc: command not found ./cool.sh: line 34: bc: command not found ./cool.sh: line 37: bc: command not found
Very wow. Shame they assumed everyone has "bc"...
em500
Why would that be a shame? "bc" is a mandatory POSIX command, while /bin/bash isn't (/bin/sh is the standard).
greazy
Which distro are you running? Perchance did you run the shell script in alpine Linux (docker)?
piacos_
it doesn't seem to be installed on my endeavouros laptop
lloydatkinson
Debian.
cb321
There is a python3 variant in this thread [1], but if that is not "standard enough" (as someone else may have mentioned bash itself is not POSIX), this awk would also work { Warning - this awk is 1000s of times faster than the bash. So, you really probably want that sleep { and sure 100s of times faster yet may be possible. } }:
#!/usr/bin/awk -f
BEGIN {
# Split on spaces so multi-byte utf8 works
nText = split("♥ P E A C E ♥ F O R ♥ A L L", tmp, " ")
for (i = 0; i < nText; i++) text[i] = tmp[i + 1]
color0 = 12; color1 = 208 # xterm-256 color cube range
nColor = color1 - color0 # Could be a pretty gradient
w = ENVIRON["COLUMNS"]; if (w == "") w = 80
h = ENVIRON["LINES"]; if (h == "") h = 24
freq = 0.2
for (t = 0; 1; t++) {
x = int(w/2 + w/4*sin(t*freq) + 0.5) # x pos ~ sine
color = color0 + int((nColor*t)/h)%nColor # cycle colors
ch = text[t % nText] # cycle chars
printf("%*s\033[38;5;%dm%s\033[m\n", x, "", color, ch)
fflush()
# system("sleep 0.1") # awk has no builtin sleep
}
}
FWIW, I think ancient practice to reach for `bc` instead of `awk` or even the arithmetic built into shells often annoys. The only reason I keep `bc` installed at all is to compile Linux kernels. Someone had some patch set to Linux to eliminate this very dependency many years ago now.
comradesmith
You are fun.
lloydatkinson
Are we really at the "redditor insult" type comments stage of HN now? There is nothing wrong with saying a piece of code is broken.
deciduously
Broken seems a little hyperbolic, it has an implicit dependency on a standard POSIX tool.
lloydatkinson
I suppose, but my Debian didn’t seem to ship with it.
"Uniqlo x Akamai sells another design of shirt in the same range which is plainly incomplete"
Imagine having to return a t-shirt because that malfunction!
— I don't understand why are you returning this, was the size wrong or you didn't like it?
— No, there is a syntax error at line 37 that makes it impossible to run, and I'm concerned people on the street may think I promote unsafe bash scripting.